Seriously???

Okay, I was checking my email and had a totally bizarre thought today.

Based on the variety of emails both regular and spam I get I am:

• pregnant
• suffering from erectile dysfunction
• dating
• in need of medical attention
• depressed
• needing a bracelet to renew my energy
• the long lost relative of some dead person who left me a ton of money

I guess its a good thing I'm none of these...I think its ridiculous the types of junk mail one can get.