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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

You might have a toddler

...if your living room is filled with crumbs and toys...you might have a toddler.

...if you have to go around a big wheel to get into the kitchen....you might have a toddler.

...if you can make up verses to songs so that you aren't singing the same thing all the time...you might have a toddler.

...if you put 2 socks on one foot just so you can get the kid out of the house....you might have a toddler.

...if you know the difference between one syllable words that all sound like MOK....you might have a toddler.

...if you don't need to look down to read your child's favorite book...you might have a toddler.

...if you have brought a child into your bed and then moved to their bed because they are kicking you out of your bed...you might have a toddler.

...if you deliberately send him into his brother or sisters room so you can have a moments peace and quiet...you might have a toddler.

...if you do a happy dance at naptime...you might have a toddler.

...if the warning label says "might cause drowsiness" and you are disappointed when it doesn't work...you might have a toddler.

...if you look forward to going out to the grocery store with your husband without the kids...you might have a toddler.

...if you get as wet as your child during bathtime...you might have a toddler.

...if a sick day constitutes taking a nap during naptime but you also change diapers, fix lunches, and allow the kid to watch TV...you might have a toddler.

...if you get nervous when their is no noise and you go to investigate and find this.... 
You definitely have a toddler!


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